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by You see, it is simply a very young boy's record @ You see, it is simply a very young boy's record, Monday, January 7th, 2008
This will be the last post from me here. I have to do something liminal to celebrate becoming 20 - it's definitely no longer "a young boy's record"...

I will still be blogging
. Occasionally at the Labour Left Forum, occasionally at the Carnival of Socialism. Maybe I will start up a new blog in a few months time.

Thanks for the memories, folks!


by You see, it is simply a very young boy's record @ You see, it is simply a very young boy's record, Sunday, January 6th, 2008
Gods don't kill people, rappers do.

by You see, it is simply a very young boy's record @ You see, it is simply a very young boy's record, Sunday, January 6th, 2008
How to become rich and famous by imitating people.
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by You see, it is simply a very young boy's record @ You see, it is simply a very young boy's record, Sunday, January 6th, 2008
The original "New Atheists":

Brazil's positivist church

by You see, it is simply a very young boy's record @ You see, it is simply a very young boy's record, Sunday, January 6th, 2008


Carnival reboot!

by You see, it is simply a very young boy's record @ You see, it is simply a very young boy's record, Sunday, January 6th, 2008
"Consider; even looking at the Government's own trial of 10,000 volunteers - which, incredibly, is still the only data they are willing to divulge - the failure rate varied between one-third for fingerprinting and 4% for iris recognition. But 4% of a really big number is a lot. 4% of literally billions of transactions is a hell of a lot . I have to keep making this point; it's just a wall of cretinous innumeracy. And this takes no account at all of the difference between laboratory and field conditions; none of the 10,000 volunteers was trying to resist, drunk, confused and elderly, they could all speak English, etc, the equipment was in perfect condition, it was set up as the manufacturers intended, the operators were specialists, rather than minimum wage teenagers with a target ring-up rate to hit."

by You see, it is simply a very young boy's record @ You see, it is simply a very young boy's record, Saturday, January 5th, 2008
I've plugged this band here before, but they appear to have put up decent quality sound clips now. Listen to their cover of "The lunatics have taken over the asylum".

by You see, it is simply a very young boy's record @ You see, it is simply a very young boy's record, Saturday, January 5th, 2008
"Ken Livingstone was recently voted the politician in Britain who has “shown the greatest leadership in advancing sustainable development in 2007″. The poll was conducted by Forum for the Future among Britain’s leading environmental experts.

In contrast, Ken’s Tory opponent Boris Johnson opposed the Kyoto Treaty, derided renewable forms of energy, enthusiastically backed nuclear power, and opposes plans to charge gas guzzlers £25 for driving into central London."

by You see, it is simply a very young boy's record @ You see, it is simply a very young boy's record, Saturday, January 5th, 2008
You know you're Hugo Chavez when...

You have a cabinet reshuffle and the headlines read "Chavez purges government"...

by You see, it is simply a very young boy's record @ You see, it is simply a very young boy's record, Saturday, January 5th, 2008
Official: Damian Hurst better artist than Michaelangelo.

by You see, it is simply a very young boy's record @ You see, it is simply a very young boy's record, Friday, January 4th, 2008
To celebrate events...


Chuck Norris Approved:

by You see, it is simply a very young boy's record @ You see, it is simply a very young boy's record, Friday, January 4th, 2008
"For the Democrats we have;

Obama - 38%
Edwards - 30%
Clinton - 29%
Richardson - 2%
Biden - 1%
And then the loose change

For the Republicans we have;

Huckabee - 34%
Romney - 25%
Thompson - 13%
McCain - 13%
Paul - 10%
Giuliani - 4%
Hunter - 1%"

- Mercilessly stolen from JimJay


Obama was 1/3 on whilst he was still third after Edwards and Clinton! Some people were clearly very lucky in putting their faith in the latest opinion poll. Unlike JimJay, I don't think Giuliani's out. He was still the favourite until recently, and Iowa is not his most natural constituency, to say the least!

The real difference this caucus makes is that it makes Obama look like a real potential President, and that will really hurt Hillary's chances.

by You see, it is simply a very young boy's record @ You see, it is simply a very young boy's record, Friday, January 4th, 2008
"Reuters news agency reported that at least one member of the country’s 12-strong election commission was unhappy with the conduct of the ballot.

“Everything has been rigged - I am not taking part in this,” Akylbek Sariyev said at a commission meeting on Thursday.

But the commission’s head, Klara Kabilova, denied the vote was rigged, saying unidentified Estonian computer hackers had caused confusion by attacking the commission’s website."


Just a post to demonstrate that unidentified Estonian computer hackers are becoming the virtual equivalent of Al-Qaeda in the former USSR... You don't see them about much, but they're a tremendous scapegoat.

by You see, it is simply a very young boy's record @ You see, it is simply a very young boy's record, Thursday, January 3rd, 2008
"So it's not Starbucks' aggressive expansion practices and playing of Bob Dylan that makes it evil, it's the fact that it won't let you dissect a sea creature on one of its tables over a period of five days, no matter how many lattes you buy."

by You see, it is simply a very young boy's record @ You see, it is simply a very young boy's record, Thursday, January 3rd, 2008
"Of course, while many homes in Tashkent received instructions to vote at multiple polling places, the Central Election committee certified the election as having no obvious problems, a pronouncement lovingly repeated without comment by Russian TV."

In Central Asia there is a big tradition of incumbents throwing parties for their voters at elections: you come for the food and stick around to vote as a courtesy for your host. In some ways it is bad, making it less likely that people will vote as they feel, but in other ways, it is a cause for celebration: turnout is high; the whole of society interacts in a different way and it's a great national morale booster. Just because elections in autocratic regimes are predictable doesn't mean they don't serve a  purpose.

"In general, the ratings of past leaders goes like this: Khrushchev is bad because he weakened the government; Brezhnev is good because he restored it; Gorbachev and Yeltsin are both bad because they let the Soviet Union fall apart; Putin has been Russia's best leader because he restored strong "vertical" power (which was established by Stalin)."

Russian history textbooks are roughly as partisan as UK GCSE textbooks, the difference being that in a UK classroom you're meant to do some criticism of them as part of the subject. Russian education is like British education was in the 1950s, before new learning methods emerged. Some people here would still like to return to that form of education and we ought to send them to Russia.

by You see, it is simply a very young boy's record @ You see, it is simply a very young boy's record, Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

"In an extraordinary decision, Judge Camarata denied the Burkes' right to the child because of their lack of belief in a Supreme Being. Despite the Burkes' "high moral and ethical standards," he said, the New Jersey state constitution declares that "no person shall be deprived of the inestimable privilege of worshiping Almighty God in a manner agreeable to the dictates of his own conscience." Despite Eleanor Katherine's tender years, he continued, "the child should have the freedom to worship as she sees fit, and not be influenced by prospective parents who do not believe in a Supreme Being."

Atheists can't adopt, rules judge.

by You see, it is simply a very young boy's record @ You see, it is simply a very young boy's record, Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

The problem is always what to do with them for the rest of the year!

by You see, it is simply a very young boy's record @ You see, it is simply a very young boy's record, Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008
"The whole democracy idea seems to be unpopular; it's the American public, not the politicians, that are the main problem."

Thank you to Harry's Place commenter Mike for giving me a good unintentional belly-laugh...

by You see, it is simply a very young boy's record @ You see, it is simply a very young boy's record, Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008
"Alex noted that jihadis differ from other forms of nutter political organisation in that they have a method of making use of irritating narcissists who aren't very bright. Specifically, they can attach bombs to them, a disciplinary procedure which is not currently available to the BNP and SWP and which certainly does look like it's analytically important. It's certainly a point worth making and requires taking into account."

by You see, it is simply a very young boy's record @ You see, it is simply a very young boy's record, Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008
"It does say that the source is the UN in rather big letters at the bottom of the ONS figures. I wonder how the Mail hacks missed it. And let's not mention that to be the highest in Europe, the government's estimate of England's population density would have to be out by a factor of three or four, meaning England's population would have to be over 100,000,000 without any of us noticing."

by You see, it is simply a very young boy's record @ You see, it is simply a very young boy's record, Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008
End of the Sharp Side, sadly.

by You see, it is simply a very young boy's record @ You see, it is simply a very young boy's record, Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008
Lib Dems finally catch up with the other two parties.

by You see, it is simply a very young boy's record @ You see, it is simply a very young boy's record, Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008
"5) Russia and China move towards democracy. This would be a great development in security for the world, democracies tend not to declare war on other democracies, and it would also help to protect the human rights of the citizens of those aforementioned countries. That is something their present governments have conspicuously failed to do."

As far as I can see, Russia is a democracy, albeit one where the President has been accused of rigging the ballots. China has a complex internal set of party democratic structures but isn't a democracy.

The assumptions that 1) democracy is always the best of all possible worlds; 2) that democracy functions as a panacea, curing all the possible ills of the country which adopts it and 3) that democracy must be absolute replications of American or British systems, are wrong.

But maybe I am misdefining democracy. For example, one of the first google results for "Russia democracy" was this piece in the Washington Post, which appears to disqualify Russia from being a democracy because it sold some military equipment to Iraq during the second Gulf War. Being a democracy is entirely about being aligned with US interests here.

If democracies tend not to declare war on other democracies, it doesn't mean that democracy is the reason. Given that most of the democracies in the 20th century were in the US bloc in a world predominately composed of non-democracies, it's a rather brash statement to make. Given, also, that many of the world's developing democracies were overthrown by American or British coups during this time, it's possible that only sympathetic democracies were allowed to survive. In their complexities and their self-divisions at the top, democracies have always been easy targets for powerful outside influences.

(Consider also the Golden Arches theory that no McDonalds theory of diplomacy, which states that no two states with McDonalds' in their capitals have ever gone to war with one another, alternatively phrased as "there is no incentive for McDonalds to build in potential warzones". Or my own rejoinder to the "democracies tend not to declare war on other democracies" point, which is that no communist states ever went to war, depending on your definition of war.)

Secondly, democracy is assumed to be a good vehicle for human rights. This may be a little circular in that democracy is usually a factor in human rights indices (I'll consider the notion of human rights in a later post). The injustices which human rights are meant to prevent - injustice before the law and state violence against its people - can just as well be committed under a democratic government, as the Kurdish situation in Turkey demonstrates. Here is a page which is maintained by a rabid neo-liberal but which has a scatter-graph demonstrates my point - even among the most "unfree" countries in the world, there are those with good human rights records and vice versa.

Finally I want to draw your attention to this fantastic atlas of electoral systems of the world, which is very colourful and makes my inner electoral calculator very happy.

by You see, it is simply a very young boy's record @ You see, it is simply a very young boy's record, Tuesday, January 1st, 2008
How about let nursery school children play with whatever toys they want to, rather than forcing them to do what the latest piece of crackpot pseudo-science tells them to?

by You see, it is simply a very young boy's record @ You see, it is simply a very young boy's record, Tuesday, January 1st, 2008
"It is quite possible to simultaneously believe that Benazir Bhutto's career was considerably less perfect than her public image, and also that her assassination is likely to have nothing but bad consequences for Pakistan and quite a few other places. I say this because you'd be surprised; opinion has already broken between uncritical Diana-isation by the mainstream media, politics, and large chunks of the blogosphere ranging all the way from angry feminists to Michelle Malkin, and cynical dismissal from the professionally snarky."

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